Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Ladies and gentle man the superhorse powerstar rock team called Of NICELBACK have just came back for a reminding of how classic rock can sound if they have a guy at the front who make a grunting kind of situation into a heavy dose of rock song—best EVER for putting the petal to the metal and flying through Smokey and THE BANDIT country. Just forget about thining you might maybe not have a good time, cause you wont it Will BE GREAT its THAT GOOD.”

Pros: Maybe someplaced a lady broked his heart so got about nine kinds of great songs about it—sorry he had misery, but now we get to have some of it too.
Cons: Finally we get to hear what it sounds like when a world champion cage fighter sounds like making music for everyone to hear about it.

OKAY so you know the story by now that these guys have rode down from CANADA in a cramped up jalopy to escape all the coldness and the easy way of lifestyle up their where no body have to pay for anything except blankets because of the cold and walrus fat blubber juice to drink to provide safety to small children without freezing because of coldness. They were like ENOUGH, let’s Move to FLORIDA USA where the peopole all live who know whats going on and they will probably immediately like are music if we grunt it loudly and slowly so we don’t confuse anybody. Like two week later, all of AMERICA (still number one for five years in a ROW)is singingalong with NICKELBACK. It was like a punishment to not listen to them because one time that you do you are hooked like a blind dolphibn in a spiked net—and twice as delicious. So LISTEN—they drive all around AMERICA through the dusty praries, through the marble coastline and up through the native areas where the radio sounds like a jumble, driving all the time, grunting theyre song out to anybody who borrowed them a soda pop bottle with the kind you could of get five cent back for a deposit, so BOOMN theyre came the name NICKJELBACK and they were Like;whata great name for a band, lets choose it for us. It was not long after that that AMERCIA was LIKE welcome to the US boys, you have made some great music and we have just finally got around to liking you because there was not many other choices we had, so you got your turn now, thanks for make such a pleasant grunting racket where the one guy at the beginning of the group just make everything sound serious—that how we like it here in US off A especially in FLORIAD where the good times come up to eat you like a crockagator,. One of natures most fiercest animals ever. And LOOK thjey are still making this music today and the main guy barelyu even sound like he have got a sore throat for all that grunting he loves to do always. Listen to this silver coated grandma blanket of hits and songs: SHE DOTH SPORT A TIDY DOWRY, EAT THE DRAGON, A BLOG ALL ABOUT FARTS, JUMPCAKES, I DARE YOU TO STOP PUNCHING ME, MAN THAT WAS ONE BOOZY LADY, WAYLAND FLOWERS AND MADAM TO BLOCK, DREAMFINGER, FRESH PANTS ON AN INFECTED HOBO, COOKING WITH PEPPER SPRAY and the song they played for the guys in the moon rocket to remind them how fun it was to travel so far away, PELTED AT THE FESTIVAL. Foilks you just cant find anything else like this goodtime jam session so buy a copy and get ready to have a face that is like you just glued a SMILE on it FOREVER.

By: Nickelback | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

A great soundtrack of songs from a totally important type of movie

Pros: Listen if you love cowboy styles of movies with a twist then have I got a CD soundtrack for you
Cons: Get ready to enjoy the cowboy boot stomping experience of this romantic comedy

By this era everyone have probably seen “Nickelback Mountain” the cowboy type of movie about the two best friends who meet up to fish and camping trips that helps them get away from the hectic type of city life. Who hasnt felt that way at some type of time, just saying, ENOUGH of this modern workaway world I NEED to get away with a camping (light cooking fires, use fresh dead fish to create a dinner or snack, shoot the bears if they get to close, make a tent out of ordinary canvas and sticks, use carved up spears to kill animals made out of meat for eating, ride a boat all day and talk about it). So these two guys made a camping trip that had all kinds of comedy moments in it (the tent almost fell down—of course the night it decided to rain! The one guy dropped his cell phone into the pond and it got LOST, the fish he ate made one guy have to go number two for a long time and he only had rough-feeling forest items to keep himself clean [sorry to use graphic or crude words, just describing a pure geniuss comedy moment when he runs through the forest without much pants on, being chased by a giant OWL.

You half to remember how funny it was! That was one mad owl!] —anwyways NICKELBACK MOUNTAIN is the perfect movie to go for laughter, and this CD disc of songs has all the best most funniest cowboy songs ever made for one type of funny movie. Listen to this ten gallon headache of songs from this movie: ONE BISCUIT FOR TWO FRIENDS, THE SHAME OF CANADA, LOGISTICAL NIGHTGOWN, A PIE FIGHT WITH GOD, I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO STIR A DRINK, THAT’S NOT A MAN THAT’S A MASCOT, C.P.O. SHARKEY RERUNS HAVE AGED PRETTY WELL, LET MY LOVE OPEN YOUR MOUTH, A KOHL’S GIFT CARD HOW THOUGHTFUL, HOT RUM IN A BABY BOTTLE and the blazing hot pony of sound that is sure to make your jingle jangles, FLAMED ON CRAIGSLIST AGAIN. If you like the old types of cowboy movies where they sometimes make things funny so you dont go crazy from all the tumbleweeds and trying to not get too bited up by a snake, then get NICKELBACK and make someone have the best holiday they could ever of thought of even if they had tons of time to think about it. ITS THAT good from BRYAN.

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

NICEKLTBACK — thats QUITE A refund!!! these days

Pros: YOUll will NOT believe how earnest this fine rock is able to accomplish itself!
Cons: SOMETIMES i can’t believe how lucky we are or can be, THANKS N-Back I meant it

Well I think we all now buy now this record came out and on the same day everyone rushed out there to by it making it a instant number one classic! PEOPLE it never happened like thta before where a record come out on one day and then all of a sudden it become NUMBNER ONE THE SAME DAY! I was all like WHOA THAT IS GOOD NEWS plus they deserve it they are a great band making music we can all learn to love if giving enough time and some headphones that dont itch. LISTEN to thiis song title variety: ASTRAL RINSE CYCLE, SEATLESS BICYCLE DISASTER 1942, YOU JUMP FIRST I SWEAR I AM RIGHT BEHIND YOU, A DELICIOUS TYPE OF PROBLEM, and the best song they ever made that is called HURRY UP I THINK MY LOVE IS MELTING. when you are a biggest band in the world, it can be tough times a head. NICKELBACK has fun and seriousness together which is almost like geetting two for one like sometimes you get two/one burgers at the local burger palace. ITS THAT GOOD! THANKS FOR playing this songs! NICKELBACK …