By: Kanye West | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

I cannot wait to see this movie, made about the best 70’s TV policeman show EVER

Pros: Listen it’s about time they make a movie about a TV show, one that was also the BEST
Cons: And then who did they get to make the music? Trick question you already know KAYNE did it

OKAY come on unless youre too young you have MUST remember the great Policeman show from the 70s back when it was legal on TV to peel out the tires of a car with smoke and punch a guy right in the face. Its true, all the cops had moustaches all over the place and they drove hot Rod cars like they were just normal cars for every traffic (going to the store, visiting a bad guy’s hideout, racing to the bank, doing speedy errands). They had police man shows all over the place, which maybe you remember like ROOKIE FIGHT, LOS ANGELES KNIFE BATTLE, SAN FRANCISCO DRAMA CHASE and FAT MAN WITH A GUN. They were all good but the great one was 808 & HEARTBREAK. It was on a Sunday night right after THE COLONEL SANDERS VARIETY HOUR. There had two cops on the show ===808 was the young guy who was always like “Forget the rules book thats for squares man I follow my own rules like rule number one, let the gun just blast away then ask questions like ‘why did you do it (the crime) to the bad guy who was bleeding and had to confess to the crime?’”/.

Then there was HEARTBREAK who was a lonely old timer who decided to became a police Man because his wife left him because of all the Policmeman work he did all the time. He was all like ‘sorry cant be home till late the bad guy got away, plus I shot three dudes and I have to fill ou tht e paperwork’ and the wife was like ‘great, cold dinner again, and I made your favorite stew’. So BOOM, she left and there he was===HEARTBREAK the lonely old policeman. What a show. Great guest stars all the time: Billy Mumy, Jack Eigen, Morton Tessler, Bonnie Brammlett, Neil Hefti, Zoot Money, Rennie Stennett, Dinty Moore. What a triumph. So anyways along come the people who make movies, and they were asking each other OKAY WHAT TV shows are left they have not made a movie out of already? There’s one for F TROOP, ONE ADAM TWELVE, BARNEY MILLER, BUGHOUSE, MY MOTHER THE CAR and JERRY VAN DYKE ON FIRE. Now the only show left is 808+HEARTBREAK. Lucky for us though that it was a great show and a even greater movie (probably —-Ihavente seen it yet). So let’s think about it, if you are going to make a movie (even if its from a tv show) and you want the best person to make the musical accompanionship to it, who are you going to call. Here I will blindfolded you and give you a hint…KAYNE WEST. That’s right. This guy every time he makes a record the music business sends him a telegram that goes HEY OKAY TELL US YOUR NEW ADDRESS Because we are Sending you about Five Grammy statue awards! You earned them! And KAYNE is like COOL, put them over there in the big pile of other Grammy statues. ITS THAT GOOD>…I hope you enjoy this record CD of songs when you get to hear it. IT’s a great time.