by AFI | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

it’s like instructions on how to have emotions!

Pros: this band does more with three letters then almost all bands can do with WORDS!
Cons: A cave party where YOU ArE the guest of honor, and the food is your favorites thing to eat! ITS THAT GOOD!!!

do You remember the first time you heard AFI and your thoughts turned to thinking things like :”MAn, this guy (I think it’s a guy?) must of SNEAKED into my house, unstapled my private diary memorized the thoughts of personal feelings then like run home and write it down with someoned also playing a guitar with a scorching Effect! And THEN placed the whole mixture on the Radio of My Mind!” ITs THAT GOOD! This is the pure sound of emotions and electronics coming together for a Meeting in which everyone Agrees and goes home HAPPY feeling like THEY got the best of the deal. Does that make sense:?! Listen to this incredible deep fried appetiser assorstment of song names: I’LL SING MY LIFE STORY IF YOU HOP UP AND DOWN ON ONE FOOT, TINY HEADED BABY, LIQUID JACKAL, HUNKY BRINEY, SOMEONE POURED KEROSENE ON MY MEMORIES, PARDON ME WHILE I FORGET TO WAKE UP, BROOKS ROBINSON ROOKIE CARD, and I’M THE GUY THAT PLAYED SCREECH. hold on the phone is ringing — i will talk to you later! enjoy thiscomaptact disc of musicbryan evening