Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Ladies and gentle man the superhorse powerstar rock team called Of NICELBACK have just came back for a reminding of how classic rock can sound if they have a guy at the front who make a grunting kind of situation into a heavy dose of rock song—best EVER for putting the petal to the metal and flying through Smokey and THE BANDIT country. Just forget about thining you might maybe not have a good time, cause you wont it Will BE GREAT its THAT GOOD.”

Pros: Maybe someplaced a lady broked his heart so got about nine kinds of great songs about it—sorry he had misery, but now we get to have some of it too.
Cons: Finally we get to hear what it sounds like when a world champion cage fighter sounds like making music for everyone to hear about it.

OKAY so you know the story by now that these guys have rode down from CANADA in a cramped up jalopy to escape all the coldness and the easy way of lifestyle up their where no body have to pay for anything except blankets because of the cold and walrus fat blubber juice to drink to provide safety to small children without freezing because of coldness. They were like ENOUGH, let’s Move to FLORIDA USA where the peopole all live who know whats going on and they will probably immediately like are music if we grunt it loudly and slowly so we don’t confuse anybody. Like two week later, all of AMERICA (still number one for five years in a ROW)is singingalong with NICKELBACK. It was like a punishment to not listen to them because one time that you do you are hooked like a blind dolphibn in a spiked net—and twice as delicious. So LISTEN—they drive all around AMERICA through the dusty praries, through the marble coastline and up through the native areas where the radio sounds like a jumble, driving all the time, grunting theyre song out to anybody who borrowed them a soda pop bottle with the kind you could of get five cent back for a deposit, so BOOMN theyre came the name NICKJELBACK and they were Like;whata great name for a band, lets choose it for us. It was not long after that that AMERCIA was LIKE welcome to the US boys, you have made some great music and we have just finally got around to liking you because there was not many other choices we had, so you got your turn now, thanks for make such a pleasant grunting racket where the one guy at the beginning of the group just make everything sound serious—that how we like it here in US off A especially in FLORIAD where the good times come up to eat you like a crockagator,. One of natures most fiercest animals ever. And LOOK thjey are still making this music today and the main guy barelyu even sound like he have got a sore throat for all that grunting he loves to do always. Listen to this silver coated grandma blanket of hits and songs: SHE DOTH SPORT A TIDY DOWRY, EAT THE DRAGON, A BLOG ALL ABOUT FARTS, JUMPCAKES, I DARE YOU TO STOP PUNCHING ME, MAN THAT WAS ONE BOOZY LADY, WAYLAND FLOWERS AND MADAM TO BLOCK, DREAMFINGER, FRESH PANTS ON AN INFECTED HOBO, COOKING WITH PEPPER SPRAY and the song they played for the guys in the moon rocket to remind them how fun it was to travel so far away, PELTED AT THE FESTIVAL. Foilks you just cant find anything else like this goodtime jam session so buy a copy and get ready to have a face that is like you just glued a SMILE on it FOREVER.

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“MAN OH MAN this is like a one big overdeflated beach ball of SUNSHINE sprinkling down in a bucket of good times to Be enjoy by ANYONE who like good times—can you imagine a hug that last all day long? Given by a pleasant expert name Randy? Then say hello to your ears and warn them that GREAT time are ahead for them due to this MAGIC experence!”

Pros:  ITS like two teams that a fierce deicded. Okay let not have a game against each other with only one can win, lets make this up together for a bunch of noise and get everybody let to win!
Cons:  One you put it on inside your Compac Disc playing machine, you well have a open mouth of not being able to believe yourself! ITS THAT GOOD!

Every bunch of times in a while you go MAN HOW DID I get to be lucky enough to understand and enjoy all this type of good time which is exploding all around me like someone gave a hungry Donkey a Hot Foot (old mean cartoon trick made out of matches to create a bad temper). Then along comes a unbelieveable creation that is one part wheelbarrow, the other part Funny CAR drag race car and the other part space powered submarine. The last part is just a guy sitting there.Lou REED famous for making grunting sounds with a band that made a big deal about saying how much they didn’t care that they didn’t eaven sound like they ever wanted to even ever bother about not even taking a single music lesson on a instruement, combine with the Metallica band famous for making SWEDISH blast furnace good times music for people holding a party in there car right over near the state line, Usuaully in darkeness on a Friday or staruday night. Forget about the COPS!And going Way FAST about it too –so they met up in a record Studio and they were all like OKAY WHO HAS the first IDEA? And LOU was like, count it off not to fast one two three, and he start singing the First song on LULU, called “There Is No Heaven Like A Bob Evans Breakfast” and the band METALAICA is clearly being excited to get there chance to just bang away like they just invented amplifiers and they half to hurray before the landlord sprays the dogs on them. You can almost hear the smiles. But then when you are listening and your all Like MAN THIS IS enough for ME I can be HAPPY just to here this thing once, they are like NO WAY SIT DOWN because we have about a TON TO TWO TONS of music left to melt on your FACE like a hydraulic decommissioned sanctifying redundancy clearance expert halitosis exlposslion.! The music JUST KEEP coming at you like nothing ever did before, until you almost half to want to ask the CD to hold on a Second while you let yourselve catch your breath inside your scared Heart. Listen to this one-drop gaucho stirrup handbasket of songs listed: GOOD GOLLY MISSACHUSETTES, TAKE A WALK ON THE SANDMAN, THE BOOGIE THAT HURTS PEOPLE, WAITING FOR MY MISTAKE, THROWING UP IN PUBLIC, DON’T PUNCH MY DREAMS IN THE FACE, BALLAD OF THE SOILED NECKBRACE, MUNGO JERRY STRIKES AGAIN, HASSLE STREET, MUMBLES VS. CLENCH THROAT, (TODAY IS) KING EDDIE ROESER’S BIRTHDAY, SOMETIMES I JUST EAT A WHOLE THING OF BUTTER, THE DAY THE SAXOPHONE CRIED ITSELF TO DEATH and the one song that make you get up and Dance like you owned a golden tomorrow from a pony named Forever, TAKE THAT LADY TO LUNCH! Just sit up for one second a Look Around—this Lifetime is a Great PLACE to be, and we have a Lot of Chance to be great about it., just thing about it for a change why dont you for once. This Compac Discs of song is like a flower that can talk like a human being and it says Here IS SOMETHING awesome for everyone, so get up close and take a Big SNIFF until youre face is all filled up with the Smell because you’ll will LOVE IT! WEELCOME BACK to music history Lou Red and METALLIC! Glad to be hurting with enjoyment thanks to YOU!

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Remember this guy who did a bunch of shouting (name ‘rap’ music because its only talking without singing at all) well he came back with the summer time party reocrd of the YEAR even though it still cold breezes out of doors.”

Pros: This collection of rhyme words will make a headphone explosion if you let it —ITS THAT GOOD
Cons: This collection of rhyme words songs is like having the world most greatest party over and over again.

Listen to this-a lot’s of people think OK THIS RAP music have to be angry—shouting along at the top of youre breath about teasing a rival in a playful manner about how much your going to murder them;;or other times aRAP song will say HEY STOP PRETEND to be such a big shot I AM THE TOP RAPPING STAR and then the next think you know everybody is freaking out with angry sadness and big clomping disco drumb eats and you forget what time it is and you just start yelling along—in other words, pure FUN. Well gues WHAT EMEMEIN have make a CD disc of song with a fun time storie for every one to listen with and totally jam out—he’s like I DON’T CARE if your a MOM and DAD a CHILD a ESTRANGED WIFE a POLICE MAN or whatever—lets al hold hands and stand in a quiet circle and thing about how much FUN America have to offer. Here is the story about this CD disc of song—its about a child call Donny who grew up on a farm at which they grow nothing expect Vidalia Onions, the sweetest kind with the best smell too, unless their rotten and forget about it—bad news all over.

But He got dreaming about life without the farm and about taking off his overall pants and running free in the breezes towards a golden happiness. He was dreaming all the time but his Father was yelling at him CONCENTRATE YOU MESSED UP ANOTHER ONION!! Then Donnie got sad and worried but still had some dreaming to do before lunchtime and got weirded out when he thought a owl was talking to him weirdly, then Donnie was like WHOA, but it was too late—he drove the tractor straight sideways in to the barn, and crashed it up, made the tractor all broken not too mention the barn which was practically crushed up splinters.

The owl laughed and flied away mysteriously SO then he was like MAN time to had better run away, and off he goes into the Big City Down The Road, where he meet nine kinds of strangers who give him the creeps but teach him how to celebrate his personality with shouted out rhymes about The Old School, being friendly, dancing animals, brushing youre teeth all the time, and etc. ITS THAT GOOD! You gotta here it for yourselfs because he have made a Classic Rapping CD disc of song. It have twenty tons of songs practically some of them are: I’D DRINK MUD IF THERE WAS VODKA IN IT, THE HISTORICAL BEARD GROWING CONTEST OF 1899, THAT RINGTONE MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A SISSY, FUNTIME PARTY AT ALPHABET JUNCTION, LET’S THROW SOME ROCKS, I’M ANGRY ABOUT POLITICS, FRESH FROSTING ON A POISON CAKE, BIG GALS WHO WALK FAST, and the funnest but partly sad song also on this music CD compact disc, EAT THE RABBIT ALREADY.

Listen if you are like me than you love having fun times expeically when some one else is having a loud yelling rap song about what fun you are having at the exact same time. Its like a perfect situation—every body wins. Go out and buy this and open it up and have some on show you how to use the compact disc playing thing.

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“It like a four hour bongo explosion surrounded by Frisbee games and good times with friendly types of folks other wise know as hippies.”

Pros: Pour your self a glass or cup of electric lemon ade because these guys have made the whole wide earth getting into Summertime again. ITS THAT GOOD
Cons: Listen you don’t have to be a older type of person with long mountains of grey hair and asking for money to enjoy this jam session – you can also be young and clean and it sounds just as great.

Of course lets say theres NO WAY you could of even have of considered entering the summer time without the jam sessions of the Greatful Dead because theres just NO WAY. They have a refreshing jam session almost hillbilly kind of sound that makes the summer time arrive as welcomed as being thrown politely to the bottom of a pool. It makes sense! These guys were practically around since before even there was summer!

Just kidding with a joke, they have been all over the place while dozens of people in stringy corduroy pants and love beads jackets ran away from home to get groovy with them together. Remember the 1960 generation, everyone had a headband and you could just dance around in the mud and everything was fine. No one would call the police unless it was to put a flower in theyre guns and end the war (it worked!). You know all these guys: Captain Experience, Pigbag Neumann, Bob Junior, Dennis Eckersley, Adolfo Philips, Andy Pafko, Hoyt Margolis, Shadrack Ailment and Joe Gentile. This is quite a lineup assortment of musical giants with ultra famous beards.

So listen they set up there rock instruments and told the guy ROLL THE TAPE and decided to give thi slegendary concert, now able to be listen to thanks to available technology and four hours of free time with a forgiving neighbor. Listen to this quickly prepared grilled cheese sandwich of hits on parade like you wont believe it: ORGANIC PANDA MEAT OMELETE, SLOPPY LADY OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE BOOGIE SHUFFLE THAT NEVER STOPS, COSMIC BANJO MISTAKE, A VAN FULL OF DROPOUTS, SLOW MOTION BLUEGRASS SITUATION, ENGELBERT PUMPERNICKEL, SAN FRANCISCO HANDOUT, NINE FINGERS OF GLORY, DAY JOB OF THE DAMNED and the most excitable classic they ever made brought back to life like it had a giant electric experience attached to it like almost a thunderbolt, THE GUITAR THAT MESSED AROUND IN SPACE.

Listen folks this is a big family reunion plugged in to a tape thing with RECORD pressed down, while everyone experiences the best American jams to freak out about that have ever been made, since the long time ago when the first hippies were invented. Now you can buy this sounds and even listen to it too, WHAT a concert! BryanE

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“WOW I never would of thought that I could become into this types of mostly shouting music but I have to admit this one made a growth on me.”

Pros: This guy Yanni is providing the world with modern types of music MAGIC that make your imagination act like it is having a great time inside of your head.
Cons: Not only do you get a bunch of songs but they all become a special story once you crammed them all together and made up some writing that helped told the story. Plus you can LISTEN to it which is mainly important.

Lets go ahead and confess a certain situation to each other—me first. Normal when some one says HEY MAN you gotta get in to this great HAVEY rock music CD disc I just discovered…you know what I am talking about…HEAVY rock band like BLOODGASM, TRAINWRECK FACE, FERAL SWAMPCOW and CHARLIE AND THE GROSS-OUTS.

Like I say if someone want to give me a tape or make me listen to a CD disc of this stuff I am like, SORRY I promised some one I would help[ them bake a pizza—gotta go. But now along comes on like a magic carpet or one of those modern horse carts where you stand in the back with sandals and a cape and whip the horse, like old time movies, here comes YANNI—total magic with this guy. And since he decided that it got to be boring making music on TV for a audience of ladys with fancy makeup and husbands sitting next to them looking at what time it was on theyre watch, he was like FORGET IT I think its time to ROCK OUT.

So he decided to go all heavy all the time, first stop on the journey of infinite heavy sounds is this Music CD disc. I never would have thought the guy cold of done what he just have done, with the announcement of maximum heavy sounds in this formerly peaceful type of listening music. But he did it, and lucky for us he was smart enough to of made a CD music disc of the music too. So now we don’t have to even imagine anything, its all just plopped down on top of us like we are the bowl at the Old Country Buffet and then someone gigantic just plopped down about a half a bucket full of stew, PLOP right on us.

Lucky for me that’s the best stew in the world (FREE COMMERCIAL! Jut kidding!) but seriously if you have ever feel like it was time to be plopped on with hot stew than this is the CD disc for YOU. Just listen to this beefy wet plopping noise of song selections with free refills: I PARTIED WITH SANTA, CHEECH AND CHONG’S TIMELESS QUALITY, HELP THE BURNING HOBO, ATTEMPTED MOUSTACHE, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR NUDITY, THE WORLD TOTALLY NEEDS ANOTHER SPORTS BLOG, SMELLY MAGNIFICENCE, LET’S VOMIT AT WORK and the ageless time piece of a modern classic as timeless as yesterday’s tomorrow, TAKING MY BABY TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON, which is a blues song just meant for clapping along with. Go ahead and purchase this AMAZING cd compact disc song of musics and youll wont believe one second of how heavy this music can get.

You witll be thinking you might need a crane or a wheelbarrow because of the eheavines, but its just a way of saying that the sounds of the music are not light, they are heavy. It weight the same as a normal CD disc, bryan!

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“Remember this guy from being spoke’s man for the Pepsi Generation—he wrote the song about drinking soda with a bunch of hippies in robes on a hill top.it was a big SMASH hit, even little kids sang it.”

Pros: It’s true this is one of America songwriters great of ALL TIME.
Cons: Once you hear that scratchy frog voice you know you are listening to the right one, it like recognizing a old friend.

You and I know it and so do probably most everyone, BOB D. have made an AWFULLY lot of songs for years and year and years. He just keeps making them up and telling the guy OKAY START UP the taping machine I GOT Another Good ONE HERE. And BOOM here it comes another classic type of music song featuring a guy who sing like The King Of Sore Throats of all time.

How could you forget all those hits songs from the peace and love time of America, well you cannot. The guy on the radio keep playing them and you are like, OK, still sounds good to me. I thing this is maybe the seventh album CD compact disc he made, and just like the others ones this one is totally good. Sometime you think OK FINE WE GET IT, another lonely cowboy song that sound like it was sprinkled in fresh dust, but then there is another type of song right after the cowboy song that sound like a old time fiddle music song, from when a man would hold his hat in his hand and look downward slightly out of politeness while a fancy lady sniffed at a flower that he just gave her and know that the guy have a crush on her but is too quiet to say anything about it so they sit in a parlor with lemonade while the piano played itself. That type of song.

Then comes a song where you know you like it, and then like it even more after someone explain it to you.And thats only the third song on the CD compact music. Theres like ten more to go, so I hope you are comfortable—better grab a pillow or a warm towel. Just look at this jello-filled water park full of songs: THE RETURN OF LENNY & SQUIGGY, JETPACK BOOGIE, HASSLED BY AUSTRALIANS, PREPARE TO BE TOTALLY ROCKED, THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR BARFING, YOU ARE A GREASY NUISANCE, DOES THIS PONCHO MAKE ME LOOK FAT?, TEA FOR THE ZIMMER MAN, ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY SNOWBALL DISASTER OF 1942, THE UNCLE WHO FARTED ALL THE TIME, IS THIS A ROMANCE OR A LIFETIME MOVIE? and the most exploding hit he have ever made since the song about the boxer starring Ryan Oneal and Barabara Streishand, KNUCKLES THE DOG THAT HELPS PEOPLE.

Listen, this is a long rackety choo choo train full of good times music for people who love that inmistakeable banjo sound from the bean fields of America.—-this is it, all right here inside a music CD compact disc of sound, and it’s like we should all get together and send BOB and well wishing card that say THANKS For the music! ITS THAT good…