Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

“WOW I never would of thought that I could become into this types of mostly shouting music but I have to admit this one made a growth on me.”

Pros: This guy Yanni is providing the world with modern types of music MAGIC that make your imagination act like it is having a great time inside of your head.
Cons: Not only do you get a bunch of songs but they all become a special story once you crammed them all together and made up some writing that helped told the story. Plus you can LISTEN to it which is mainly important.

Lets go ahead and confess a certain situation to each other—me first. Normal when some one says HEY MAN you gotta get in to this great HAVEY rock music CD disc I just discovered…you know what I am talking about…HEAVY rock band like BLOODGASM, TRAINWRECK FACE, FERAL SWAMPCOW and CHARLIE AND THE GROSS-OUTS.

Like I say if someone want to give me a tape or make me listen to a CD disc of this stuff I am like, SORRY I promised some one I would help[ them bake a pizza—gotta go. But now along comes on like a magic carpet or one of those modern horse carts where you stand in the back with sandals and a cape and whip the horse, like old time movies, here comes YANNI—total magic with this guy. And since he decided that it got to be boring making music on TV for a audience of ladys with fancy makeup and husbands sitting next to them looking at what time it was on theyre watch, he was like FORGET IT I think its time to ROCK OUT.

So he decided to go all heavy all the time, first stop on the journey of infinite heavy sounds is this Music CD disc. I never would have thought the guy cold of done what he just have done, with the announcement of maximum heavy sounds in this formerly peaceful type of listening music. But he did it, and lucky for us he was smart enough to of made a CD music disc of the music too. So now we don’t have to even imagine anything, its all just plopped down on top of us like we are the bowl at the Old Country Buffet and then someone gigantic just plopped down about a half a bucket full of stew, PLOP right on us.

Lucky for me that’s the best stew in the world (FREE COMMERCIAL! Jut kidding!) but seriously if you have ever feel like it was time to be plopped on with hot stew than this is the CD disc for YOU. Just listen to this beefy wet plopping noise of song selections with free refills: I PARTIED WITH SANTA, CHEECH AND CHONG’S TIMELESS QUALITY, HELP THE BURNING HOBO, ATTEMPTED MOUSTACHE, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR NUDITY, THE WORLD TOTALLY NEEDS ANOTHER SPORTS BLOG, SMELLY MAGNIFICENCE, LET’S VOMIT AT WORK and the ageless time piece of a modern classic as timeless as yesterday’s tomorrow, TAKING MY BABY TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON, which is a blues song just meant for clapping along with. Go ahead and purchase this AMAZING cd compact disc song of musics and youll wont believe one second of how heavy this music can get.

You witll be thinking you might need a crane or a wheelbarrow because of the eheavines, but its just a way of saying that the sounds of the music are not light, they are heavy. It weight the same as a normal CD disc, bryan!

By: Nickelback | Music

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

A great soundtrack of songs from a totally important type of movie

Pros: Listen if you love cowboy styles of movies with a twist then have I got a CD soundtrack for you
Cons: Get ready to enjoy the cowboy boot stomping experience of this romantic comedy

By this era everyone have probably seen “Nickelback Mountain” the cowboy type of movie about the two best friends who meet up to fish and camping trips that helps them get away from the hectic type of city life. Who hasnt felt that way at some type of time, just saying, ENOUGH of this modern workaway world I NEED to get away with a camping (light cooking fires, use fresh dead fish to create a dinner or snack, shoot the bears if they get to close, make a tent out of ordinary canvas and sticks, use carved up spears to kill animals made out of meat for eating, ride a boat all day and talk about it). So these two guys made a camping trip that had all kinds of comedy moments in it (the tent almost fell down—of course the night it decided to rain! The one guy dropped his cell phone into the pond and it got LOST, the fish he ate made one guy have to go number two for a long time and he only had rough-feeling forest items to keep himself clean [sorry to use graphic or crude words, just describing a pure geniuss comedy moment when he runs through the forest without much pants on, being chased by a giant OWL.

You half to remember how funny it was! That was one mad owl!] —anwyways NICKELBACK MOUNTAIN is the perfect movie to go for laughter, and this CD disc of songs has all the best most funniest cowboy songs ever made for one type of funny movie. Listen to this ten gallon headache of songs from this movie: ONE BISCUIT FOR TWO FRIENDS, THE SHAME OF CANADA, LOGISTICAL NIGHTGOWN, A PIE FIGHT WITH GOD, I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO STIR A DRINK, THAT’S NOT A MAN THAT’S A MASCOT, C.P.O. SHARKEY RERUNS HAVE AGED PRETTY WELL, LET MY LOVE OPEN YOUR MOUTH, A KOHL’S GIFT CARD HOW THOUGHTFUL, HOT RUM IN A BABY BOTTLE and the blazing hot pony of sound that is sure to make your jingle jangles, FLAMED ON CRAIGSLIST AGAIN. If you like the old types of cowboy movies where they sometimes make things funny so you dont go crazy from all the tumbleweeds and trying to not get too bited up by a snake, then get NICKELBACK and make someone have the best holiday they could ever of thought of even if they had tons of time to think about it. ITS THAT good from BRYAN.

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

Fleetwood to the MAX is what this should be called

Pros: Did you ever see them live on a tape or DVD before?
Cons: NOW its your chance to see it and listen!

Fleetwood MAC have been making soft rock about love and witches for nearly 40 years and there’s no sigsn of them stopping now, a part from slightly droopy faces. When you hear the songs like “Would You Love To Love “HEr” coming out of the TV (mine is hooked up to the stereo player with wires, for a better more complete sound) you must wonder: what time is it? They look beautiful especially the woman who twirls and twirls and sings with that mentholated voice: She is simply Steve Nicks! FOREVER!
They had some fighting in 1985-1999 and so they were not on tour, but then they decided the past was the past so let’s get on with it. They have came back with several records that are just as good as theyre past records, because they are greatest hits records. Lucky us (the FANS!) because we deserve it. When they sing “You Will Never Make The Chain” or ” Ryannon Sings Like A Witch In The Night” or “Let’s Dance Around” or “Ultimate Party” it’s like hearing a band that is playing the best music ever written by the best musical players to ever play it (them) in front of any crowd anywhere. You HALF to get this DVD plus CD! One is to watch and the other is to listen…put them together and you have a Fleetword MAX collection that cannot be equalled, only by themselfs. Warning: if you don’t have time to watch the whole DVDs in one setting, then be careful- you might be late! It’s THAT good! (Bonus points award for the cameraman who made a picture of the bug eyes drummer Mike Fleetword! He makes the WHOLE show sticking out his eyes, like “WHOA it’s time to rock, people!” You have to SEE it for yourself!”)

Overall: 5 stars
Lyrics: 5 stars
Music: 5 stars

MAN how do they do it after all these years

Pros: The Beatles of their generation
Cons: Lets not even discuss their breaking up

The Beatles had their LET IT BE (four square faces on the album cover, album is last one of there career accept for reunion tapes) and now Phish has presented UNDERMIND report to be their last record ever. But I have they have live tapes coming out for several more years. Anyways what a final album to leave the music industry on. IT has a bittersweet feel to it like they know they are breaking up but they still like each other which the Beatles did not (everyone disliked Yoko for various reasons; selfiishiness, bad singing, she made records of just Japanese yelling with John inthe nude) but Phish have a different story. They came from Vermont with a sound that created a whole movement. Their expert musicanship combined with pop songs and even longer ones to create memorable live albums of whole concerts. This one is not LIVE but from the studio where they also shine. Trey, Mike, Page and Fish can go from old time banjo music (POUGHKEEPSIE SHUFFLE) to hard rock (VALENTIME) to Zappa space rock jazz (HOW DID YOU GET IN MY SHIRT?) and everywhere in between. Its a sad state of affairs when PHISH has to break up because theyre fans have stopped following them, but rest assured this last album will make you remember what a long strange trip its been. But a good one too. Thanks PHISH for great memories, happy music, fantastic times on the lawn seats at six shows (until I lost my job for leaving too many times and then had no money) smiles, and new friends. We wish you luck in your new careers. THANKS PHISH! …